Sunday, November 18, 2012

Bitter Fruit: John McCain's Teeny Tiny Dick

John McCain is getting all het up over  pretty much everything these days. It just makes me wonder if his dick has finally quit working al together. You look at him and you know that having a hardon is something that once mattered to him and the level os his crazy bitterness just brings up that sad sad scene of Cindy mouthing his little petrified worm, trying to get something started. And there he is, imagining Barack Obama, in the White House, nailing that unimaginably beautiful woman he is married to, no money changed hands on that one.

Yes, John McCain is a said old man who's dick is done for. He can't get it hard any more and he's trying to take it out on that young black dude that showed him the door. It is of course, like so much of Arizona;'s population: still limp, and still pissed about it. This is America aging: John McCain.

Aren't we glad that bastard didn't win? Who'd he be bombing right  now if he had his hand on the trigger?

John McCain, John McCain's penis, Barak Obama's Penis, Cindy McCain


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Perspective

Something from online that demonstrates it is all "perspective:"

  • And the funny thing is that if Reagan were running today, he'd be too liberal for them. He gave blanket amnesty to 3 million illegals, some of them my relatives, who now vote Democrat. He raised taxes 11 times. He gave lip service to reproductive rights, but he passed the most liberal abortion law in California and selected Sandra O'Connor and Anthony Kennedy, two moderate Justices, to the Supreme Court, which has kept Roe vs. Wade from being overturned for thirty years. He also tolerated the religious right, but hardly ever went to church and was divorced plus he was a Hollywood insider and had a daughter that posed for Playboy and a son that was a ballerina. Not to mention that he cut and ran in Beirut when over 200 of our Marines were killed by terrorists and he sold weapons to terrorists himself. Nice guy that they worship, except that I really like his kids except for the azzhole one that's a radio talk show host
Glad Obama won, but realistic: the Republicans haven't learned anything from this and will continue to re-fight the civil war and a religious war as long as it makes some of them millions of dollars. When Limbaugh dies and passes over, his road will be one of the hardest to travel in this lifetime because of the vast damage he can be held accountable for. I love ending sentences with prepositions. It's the rebel in me.