Cain, in Defeat
Herman Cain has had multiple failures that would have done in a more normal candidate, but he holds his 25-30% in spite of all the mainstreamers and the regular republicans can throw at him. Yet, that 1 of 3 republican votes mostly just establishes that the tea partiers are happy to have a black man that they can support now to show they are the racists everyone knows they actually are. The fact is that when the primaries start happening, and push comes to shove, a lot of those people are not going to vote for a black man, even one as clearly an oreo as this guy. Clarence Thomas himself could not get within ten percentage points of a majority of the Tea Party. There's a reason for that. A reason we are all actually quite clear on.
But having Herman around to confuse the regular people is quite fun. His sins in the 1990s are now coming to light, and it looks like he's broken a bunch of campaign finance laws. And he doesn't have any ground operations in Iowa and New Hampshire.
So, Romney won't win Iowa, but he will win New Hampshire, but it won't be a blowout win. Still he'll do okay in Nevada. But who wins Iowa now that our girl Michelle has come apart? Will it be Rickety Rick Perry, scoping the possibility of rising from the ashes of his weird candidacy? Who was it who talked him into running in the first place? He had his nice little kingdom that didn't stress his clearly limited intellectual resources. Why he would want to be pres must be all about the benjamins. Some rich guys are trying to get him to run a government that he actually hates. Perfect for the grover norquist types out there.
But what if Herman wins Iowa? Its a caucus state. I don't think that can actually happen, unless people there just hate the regular repubs so much that they want to fuck everything up as much as possible.
It really is too bad Sarah took herself out of this movie. It would've been pretty funny to see Mitt scramble when she rolls through the Iowa Caucuses and when she massacres him in South Carolina. Now, who knows what will stop the tepid train from rolling into the nomination station? Looks like the Plastic Mormon will be the opposition, come this time next year.
It really is a shame, but there is no actual conversation going on about what we are gonna do. Which means we probably are not gonna do anything. Welcome to the cardboard playhouse of the stupid rich.
They built this structure by competing with each other for who could hold the most marbles in their bowels. Pretty soon all that offal will carry them to the bottom of time's sea. There they will discover that it was all something of a hoax. Herman will be there, laughing his ass off and having a cigarette with his campaign manager.
Meanwhile, back on planet earth, Obama will be trying to negotiate a way out of the stupidity. Will we understand that in the nick of time?
It was the Band who said, "you can't raise a Cain back up when he's in defeat", The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.
Labels: Barack Obama, Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Sarah Palin

